Movies
The Rise of the Planet of The Apes
Rating: 7/10
..."NO!"
A thought provoking film about playing god, and how it can quickly get out of hand. The consequences of making sapient life and denying it a place. A great start to a triology. Points redacted for moneky buisness.
Dawn of the Planet of The Apes
Rating: 8/10
A treestar!
Best of the series thus far. I won't spoil much, but FUCK am I a sucker for kingdom/political drama stories.
War of the Planet of The Apes
Rating: 7.5
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It was good! Not better than the 2nd installment- but good. Bad Ape is fucking funny idc what y'all say!
The Last Unicorn
Rating: 8/10
What have you done to me?!
Besides the tree? Every character is so charming-! I adore the hearache this movie gives. A classic you NEED to see if your a fantasy fan.
Land Before Time
Rating: 8/10
A treestar!
As a kid it was just sad dino movie. I didn't get it. As a young adult? Holy fuck- I won't elaborate beyond saying: Go watch this if you is greiving.
Shows
DINOSAURS
Rating: 9.9/10
Honey, I'm Home!
Jim Henson you fucking legend. Predicting/Commentating the future/ways of mankind with a silly sitcom about dinosaurs.
Welcome to Derry
Rating: 7.8/10.
Chowder
Rating: 6.5/10
Hey Mung?
It's a great show of my childhood! Buuuut as I began to rewatch I also began to question why some things were in the show.
Adventure Time
+The Other Series
Rating: 9.5
Mathmatical!
A show that is about everything and anything, in the best way possible. What starts as a simple kids cartoon eventually spiraled into an array of many book worthy stories.
Games
Rain World
Rating: 8/10
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A game with a waaay to convincing ecosystem. And a brutal learning curve-
Little Nightmares 1
Rating: ???
Psst. Hey-
Best in the series. 2 was good, 3 was mid. Go play this one again for some fun.
Spyro Reignited
Rating: 7.5/10
Thank you for rescuing me Spyro.
Solid remake. Didn't care for the Sheila redesign ngl. Felt very...furry bait. At least they fixed hunters ugly face-
Spore [+DLCS]
Rating: 6/10
Evolution or Abomination?
Always a classic, and a favorite to me. The DLCs are the only DLC I haven't regretted purchasing. HOWEVER- EA did hurt the game quite a bit. And recently it was bought up??
ARK S.E
Rating: -200/10
WHAT DID THEY FUCKING DO?!
Snail games is a bitch ass hoe. Ark used to be hella cool. As of now? DO NOT WASTE YA MONEY ON THIS COMPANY-