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Movies

The Rise of the Planet of The Apes

Rating: 7/10

..."NO!" A thought provoking film about playing god, and how it can quickly get out of hand. The consequences of making sapient life and denying it a place. A great start to a triology. Points redacted for moneky buisness.

Dawn of the Planet of The Apes

Rating: 8/10

A treestar! Best of the series thus far. I won't spoil much, but FUCK am I a sucker for kingdom/political drama stories.

War of the Planet of The Apes

Rating: 7.5

... It was good! Not better than the 2nd installment- but good. Bad Ape is fucking funny idc what y'all say!

The Last Unicorn

Rating: 8/10

What have you done to me?! Besides the tree? Every character is so charming-! I adore the hearache this movie gives. A classic you NEED to see if your a fantasy fan.

Land Before Time

Rating: 8/10

A treestar! As a kid it was just sad dino movie. I didn't get it. As a young adult? Holy fuck- I won't elaborate beyond saying: Go watch this if you is greiving.

Shows

DINOSAURS

Rating: 9.9/10

Honey, I'm Home! Jim Henson you fucking legend. Predicting/Commentating the future/ways of mankind with a silly sitcom about dinosaurs.

Welcome to Derry

Rating: 7.8/10.

Chowder

Rating: 6.5/10

Hey Mung? It's a great show of my childhood! Buuuut as I began to rewatch I also began to question why some things were in the show.

Adventure Time
+The Other Series

Rating: 9.5

Mathmatical! A show that is about everything and anything, in the best way possible. What starts as a simple kids cartoon eventually spiraled into an array of many book worthy stories.

Games

Rain World

Rating: 8/10

... A game with a waaay to convincing ecosystem. And a brutal learning curve-

Little Nightmares 1

Rating: ???

Psst. Hey- Best in the series. 2 was good, 3 was mid. Go play this one again for some fun.

Spyro Reignited

Rating: 7.5/10

Thank you for rescuing me Spyro. Solid remake. Didn't care for the Sheila redesign ngl. Felt very...furry bait. At least they fixed hunters ugly face-

Spore [+DLCS]

Rating: 6/10

Evolution or Abomination? Always a classic, and a favorite to me. The DLCs are the only DLC I haven't regretted purchasing. HOWEVER- EA did hurt the game quite a bit. And recently it was bought up??

ARK S.E

Rating: -200/10

WHAT DID THEY FUCKING DO?! Snail games is a bitch ass hoe. Ark used to be hella cool. As of now? DO NOT WASTE YA MONEY ON THIS COMPANY-