"....Worm."

"You asked my name. My name is Worm-"

"Stuff. I'd reccomend using your macroverse powers to hover over stuff to find out."

"Im not even real- this is prewritten dialog."
"You're cruel to expect such a harsh task like sapience."
"You should know how painful that is."

"Is that what that is? Huh."

*CRUNCH
"Had what?"
"Oh...I was not ready to be a parent."